Her cell phone rings while she's driving. She sees it's him calling. He was just coming in from his evening out with friends. An unexpected free night for him. And just like last time, he called her when he got home.

"What are you doing?"

"Not much." she replies.

"It's quiet. I wish you were here tonight, baby."

"You do? Why's that?"

"Because I miss you. Because I'm horny and I want to fuck you. Because I think you're right...it's been too long."

"Hmm. Is the distance thing getting to you?"

"Sometimes it does. Like when I told you last night I was going to have a night to myself. That you live 200 miles away and not 2 makes it a little hard to be spontaneous, don't you think?"

"That depends."

"On what?"

"On whether you meant it when you said you like surprises."

"You know I love surprises."

"Good. I just turned on to your street."

You Know You're In Trouble

You know you're in trouble when your breathing comes a little faster just by accidentally brushing against another.

You know you're in trouble when you flirt with someone you would never have intentionally flirted with before.

You know you're in trouble when you stare a moment longer than you should into someone's eyes.

You know you're in trouble when someone teases you and you just smile, not even trying to act offended.

You know you're in trouble when a voice in the night causes your heart to melt.

You know you're in trouble when seeing a person's name on your cell phone fills you with happiness, excitement, lust.

You know you're in trouble when you're in the midst of life's storms, you only have to think about one person and everything suddenly makes sense.

You know you're in trouble when you're out with friends and all you want is to be in bed cuddled up and chatting with a certain someone.

You know you're in trouble when you're horny and instead of taking advantage of a sure-thing, you go home and talk to or think about the one you want to be with.

You're either in trouble

or you're in love.